i feel hungover and it’s still the night of

adulthood is fucking terrible

cariosus:

A City Within a City (by Tyler Aldrich)

commits:

my mother was a crack whore. go to sleep anastasia

"I glance anxiously up at Edward. He‘s glowering at Jake, not looking at me, and I can tell he‘s furious. Holy Crap. My stomach heaves and I double over, my body no longer able to tolerate the alcohol and I vomit spectacularly on to the ground."
  mmmmm this is sexy
3:38 AM jen: I KNOWWWWWWW
  HAHAHAHAHAH
  that’s never happened to me is that why i’m single
3:41 AM me: yes
  omg
  that should be one of those fake cosmo tips
3:42 AM jen: hahahahaha
 me: “show him your sensual side by hurling tequila all over his beige oxfords”

one time jen and i decided to read 50 shades together but i didn’t want to buy the book so i just hunted around online until i found a pdf

except it was the fanfiction version and the names hadn’t been changed yet and that made it 500% funnier for some reason

carmicvision:

Flavio Samelo

there’s a nordstrom rack right by my office and it’s officially becoming a problem

Albuquerque has meant the world for Breaking Bad. I can’t imagine Breaking Bad being anywhere else. I can’t imagine the show would be nearly as interesting as it is if it were set anywhere else. Just the cinematography and the look of the show. When I think of Albuquerque, I think of clouds, just those beautiful, floating cumulus clouds. The skies. These are the skies you just don’t see in Southern California. You really get the depth and the sense of scale in the desert in Albuquerque. On days when I’m out there on the set, the first thing I do is look out the window. If it’s a day with no clouds, I get really upset!
Vince Gilligan

friendlytree:

looking forward to the early 2030s when peer reviewed scientific literature all begins with ALRIGHT LISTEN UP FUCKERS 

Metropol Parasol (by g_heyde)

fleuralies:

Montmartre (by Zilch^^)

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